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Metallica performs their hits for the NBA 2011 Finals

Here’s the set list, with matching dedications!

MAVERICKS

Jason Terry - “Hero of the Day”

Dirk Nowitzki - “Enter Sandman”, “One”

Jason Kidd - “Nothing Else Matters”

J.J. Barea - “Ride the Lightning”

Tyson Chandler - “St. Anger”

Shawn Marion - “Frantic”

Mark Cuban - “…And Justice for All”

HEAT

Pat Riley - “Master of Puppets”

Dwyane Wade - “Sad But True”

Chris Bosh - “Ain’t My Bitch” (the reason? just check out what follows)

LEBRON JAMES (yes, he gets a category all to himself because there ain’t much to say about the rest of the Heat, and Lars Ulrich fuckin’ said so himself when he told me that he’s about to turn this shit up to 11 after all the BS surrounding him and LeGone started to pester his personal life)

“Fade to Black”

“The Unforgiven” - for The Decision

“The Unforgiven 2” - for the choke job

“Leper Messiah”

“The Memory Remains”

“The God That Failed”

“No Leaf Clover”

“My Apocalypse”

…and my personal favorite, and rightfully so:

“KING NOTHING”